Make Mine Music a limerick by Dan Standing A woman with features quite sharp, Found a magic lamp under a tarp. “I wish to only make music all day,” To the djinn she did say. So now she’s a tall[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Was hoping to get something bigger out today but home activities have stalled it. Will have an announcement soon! A lonely female Manager once shouted “Enough! I wish someone would munch on my muff!” Her employees looked vexed, Until they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A fetching young woman quite cruel, Was rude and insulted everyone as a rule. But when she crossed paths with a witch, The crone said, “I tire of you being a bitch, So spend the rest of your life as a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wining a limerick by Dan Standing A woman both sexy and proper, Loved her breasts, each considered a whopper. One day while drinking some wine, She mocked the small-titted divine, So now she’s a busty statue of copper.
Paid Service A limerick by Dan Standing A blond woman once did hypothesize, That long red hair would much better suit her eyes. But she cheated the witch, Whom she’d hired for the switch, Now six-foot red locks grow out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Definition a limerick by Dan Standing A woman who wanted the best, Found a genie and wished with much zest; To be curvy and bosom, The definition of ‘woman.’ And now she is one giant breast.
Sty a limerick by Dan Standing There once was a woman of thirty, Who fucked, but would always feel dirty. So she wished it wouldn’t feel wrong, To rut like a pig all day long, And that’s why the sow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dual Reprisal a limerick by Dan Standing There once was a girl with some wishes, Who wanted revenge on two bitches. She made each one a slut, With no thoughts but to rut, And now both of them rarely wear[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cans and Cannots a limerick by Dan Standing There once was a woman so hexed, There was no many she couldn’t have sexed. But the curse changed her slit, So that no man could fit, Which always left her quite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Job Requirements a limerick by Dan Standing There once was a woman of wealth, Who was quite fond of herself. So she hired a mage, To stop making her age, And she is now the trophy up on that shelf.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…