I will be the first to admit that when I watch DirectTV’s Opulent Russian commercials my eyes aren’t always trained on the swarmy gazillionaire or his “petite lap giraffe” Ivanka – also called a PLG. But when I’m not locked onto the M Appeal I’m watching that adorable PLG like there’s no tomorrow.

Now, for those of you who want to pretend you can actually buy one, there a website for Sokoblovsky Farms – Russia’s Finest Purveyors of Petite Lap Giraffes. It’s a pretty amusing site, with plenty of “webcam” shots of the available PLGs walking around in a pen, as well as photos and links to Ivanka’s commercials. Be aware, though, just like a real zoo (and Jurassic Park) sometimes the animals are not always visible on your schedule.

So go on over and take a look at Ivanka’s less famous cousins.